Detective Bella reporting for duty. Badge? Don’t need one. I’ve got ears, a nose, and an attitude sharp enough to crack any case.
Case details: My beloved mid-morning snack mysteriously vanished. Witnesses include Neilbaby (sloppy alibi), Luci (nervous giggles), and Pappy (claims innocence but smelled suspiciously like peanut butter).
Clues discovered:
Empty bowl at the crime scene.
Crumbs leading suspiciously toward the couch.
Neilbaby licking his lips when questioned. (Highly incriminating.)
I interrogated the suspects. Neilbaby played dumb. Luci said she was “just passing through.” Pappy denied everything but gave belly rubs as a distraction tactic. Classic misdirection.
Conclusion: The Snack Bandit remains at large… but Bella’s got her eye on everyone.
Case Status: Ongoing investigation. Snack security has been doubled.
Stay tuned, dear readers, because this detective isn’t stopping until justice (and extra treats) are served.
Tagline of the Day: “No crumb goes unnoticed when Bella’s on the case.”
