Dun-dun-dunnnn… today’s episode stars my sister Luci, with Pappy as her chauffeur to the vet. 🚗🐶
Scene One: The ear infection. The doctor gives her medicine, Luci sighs dramatically, tilts her head, and acts like she’s auditioning for a role in General Dogspital. “Oh woe is me, my ear, my poor ear!” 🎻
Scene Two: The Nail Clippers of Doom. 😱 The vet dares to suggest trimming her nails. Luci gasps, clutches her paws to her chest (well… in her mind), and shoots Pappy a look that clearly said: “If you truly love me, you will not allow this betrayal!”
Cue the squirming, squeaking, and flopping around like a fish on the dock. Pappy, poor man, sat there holding the leash like he was tied to a bucking bronco. 🤠
Finale: The vet waves the white flag. “No nails today.” Luci rises from the exam table triumphant, nails clicking on the floor like high heels. She struts out the door as if to say, “Another victory for Queen Luci bow before me, peasants!” 👑💅🐾
Meanwhile, Pappy just wanted to get home and lie down after starring in The Drama Paw Diaries.
And me? I’m just over here with the popcorn, thinking… same time next month, folks? 🍿😂
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