Ohhh friends, let me tell you, last night was glorious. Not for Bella, of course… but for ME. 😂
It started with Momma calling Bella in that sweet trap voice you know the one that sounds like “cookie time” but really means bath time. Bella fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Next thing you know, she’s in the tub, ears pinned back, looking like a drowned rat. I was rolling on the floor trying not to howl with laughter.
The best part? Bella gave me the look that big “help me, sis!” look with bubbles on her nose. Did I help? Pfft. No way. I wagged my tail and barked “Scrub harder, Momma!” Dory was pacing like the official bath supervisor, Pearl was watching with popcorn eyes, and Wilson was snoring so he wouldn’t get dragged in. Meanwhile, I was front-row center for the whole show.
Then came the flea & tick treatment. Ohhh, the drama. Bella flinched like Momma had poured ice cubes down her back. You should’ve seen the betrayal in her eyes! I almost fainted from laughing so hard.
But I’ll give her credit after it was all over, Bella strutted out smelling like lavender and sunshine while the rest of us still smelled like, well… dogs. She might’ve suffered, but she ended the night looking like a cover model for Pup Vogue.
Tagline of the night (Luci’s version):
“Better her than me!” 😂🐾
Bark Along the Way with Bella and Friends 