Hello All,
Today was the big day—our first day back to school! Momma packed our bags (snacks included, obviously), Pappy walked us to the “bus stop,” and the chaos began before we even left the driveway.
🚌 The Bus Ride
- Neilbaby: Practiced his “I’m too cool for school” pose but tripped on the bus stairs.
- Pearl: Sat right in the front row, barking “Teacher’s pet coming through!”
- Dory: Brought her drama to the back seat—rolling her eyes like a true high-school diva.
- Luci: Flat-out refused to walk, so Pappy had to carry her like the royalty she insists she is. 👑
📚 Classroom Craziness
- Bella (me!): Took charge as Hall Monitor. Someone’s gotta keep these hooligans in line.
- Neilbaby: Tried to eat his homework before it was even assigned.
- Pearl: Answered every question… even when she didn’t know the answer. Confidence = A+.
- Dory: Pretended to faint when the math problems showed up.
- Luci: Declared “recess only” as her major.
🍎 Lunchroom Lunacy
- Neilbaby swapped his sandwich for three cookies.
- Pearl stole half the snacks.
- Dory made a big speech about “unfair portion sizes.”
- Luci insisted on bottled spring water only.
✨ End of the Day
By dismissal, we were EXHAUSTED. Our backpacks were lopsided, our fur was messy, and our teachers were already calling Momma with “updates.” (Translation: chaos achieved.)
But hey—it’s only the first day. Boston, the park, and now school? The Chaos Crew is unstoppable.
✏️🐾 Signed, Bella the Hall Monitor
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