
😂 “When the squad says ‘just one movie’ but it turns into tug-of-war, belly rub requests, and chaos.”
🍕 “Neilbaby tried to order pizza… ended up barking at the delivery guy instead. #NoTipForYou”
🛋️ “Dory fainted dramatically when the snack bowl was empty—Oscar-worthy performance.”
👑 “Luci demanded to be fanned like Cleopatra. Guess who had to hold the magazine? Yep, Pappy.”
💦 “Pearl turned the water bowl into a jacuzzi. Spa night, anyone?”
🎤 “Bella: ‘Eyes forward, tails up, we’re celebrities.’ Also, Bella, five minutes later: snoring louder than the TV.”
